a children's bedtime story

Once upon a time, there was a space wizard flamingo named Glurtle. He was a master of the dark arts and had an unusual talent for playing the saxophone. He could bend the very fabric of space-time with his magical saxophone and create new worlds.

One day, as he played his saxophone, Glurtle realized that he had the power to create an entirely new universe. So, gathering as much dark energy and dark matter as he could (because that of course is what powered the magical saxophone), he played the most beautiful most complex and exquisite piece of darkenergy saxophone ripping that anyone had every heard. And of course, because he was so good at his planning his magical solo, the new universe he imagined was exactly created.

But as he gazed upon the new universe, he saw that it was incomplete. So he started up another epic magical dark energy saxophone solo... by the end of it, the new universe was fully populated with weirdos of every variety. There were space whales that swam through the void, their song echoing through the stars. There were crystal beings that shimmered in the light of distant suns. And there were sentient gases that could communicate with each other across the vast expanse of space.... 

but as Glurtle continued to play, his fingers got sweaty... a slip...  a funny note... 

&(*Q#&$)(*@Q#)(*$Q)_(*#$)*^!@42#&*$_@#$%)(_)0*@.

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oh wow! look at that creature! ... he didn't really mean to create that thing... since it was a funny note and all... but there it is now... oh look, it's flying to meet those other funny creatures... nope, it ate them. Before long, the funny creature had eaten all the new creatures in Glurtle's new universe. But it was still hungry...... So it decided to pop out of the new universe, eat Glurtle and his saxophone... and is now continuing to eat the rest of this universe... 

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